GLORP Gum Chew (with FREE Let's Mosey T-Shirt!)

YEE-HAW there, pardner! Mosey on up, and getcha one uh these here sherts. Heck, ya gotta cover up yer torso anyway, am I right? (SPITOOIE!) I meen, hail, I'm always out here, ah yellin' up a storm 'bout "free the nipple" and all that, but ain't no boday lissin' fer shit. So's ya gotta wear sumthin or yer back, when ya go buy yer 'bacca. Now don't go an get all excited, you nerd, I ain't talking about no space wars thing, this is chewin' ‘bacca, not that teen wolf lookin' feller. Anyway, mah name's Amanda and I'm real Cow-Lady, an If you like 1970's Cow Poke stuff, then this dang ol' shirt is fer you! The reason I'ma tellin' ya 'bout it is cause I met this feller, and he told me I got a good ol' way with words and all that, so's then he told me that I could get paid to write down mah talkin'. “Well,” I said, “shows me the money.” An he says, "Wow, see whut I mean? Someone could say that in a movie!" I says, “Well, good. Gimmee some money!” Then he goes on an on, bout W2's and IRS with-h