The Chosen One® - Hanukkah Expansion Pack

Our writers fought so much over the spelling of  “ The Festival of Lights” that we had to get the lawyers involved. Help us pay our legal fees by purchasing a pack for yourself, a pack for your family, and eight packs for your friends for each night of (C)hanuk(k)ah. We promise to be the best holiday gift that isn’t another pair of socks. Ahh, the Festival of Lights. A time to stink up your house with the smell of fried oil and plaster on a fake smile for the gift of yet another pair of socks while all your gentile friends open video games. This year, crack open the gift of hilarious memories of Hanukkah’s past, present, and future (emphasis on present).