Only Sluts Can Smell This Glass Candle

Let’s be real. Nothing says 'personal growth' like dating your personal trainer. This baby smells like commitment issues, sweaty yoga mats, and someone’s 'free consultation' turning into a Netflix and Chill. Burn it while you stretch out—just don’t forget to stretch those boundaries even further, queen... Made with 100% natural soy wax and hand-poured into recycled Tostitos cheese jars by big backs on Ozempic Infused with natural essential oils (and a hint of cocaine ❄️❄️)  Burns for 50-60 hours, longer than your last Hinge relationship! 👍 Pick from 9 luscious scents that’ll make your place smell better than a box of fresh Krispy Kremes! Made in 'Murica for quality you can trust! 🥲