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DESCRIPTION Double bridge tortoiseshell sunglasses that look as smart as the person wearing them. Brown, non-reflective lenses with UV400 protection and no slip, no bounce tortoiseshell frames that define fashion meets function. BTW, these PHGs are way more ‘ffordable than a Ph.D. NBD. Made for Medium Noggins Just-right midsize sunnies. Non-Reflective Lenses Reduces glare to prevent squinting while you're sprinting MEET THE PHG No Slip We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. No Bounce Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout. All Polarized Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. NO DISSERTATION No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.