Fake Newspaper Article Delta Airlines Gets Greedy!

DELTA AIRLINES GETS GREEDY!  Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.   DELTA AIRLINES TODAY ANNOUNCED THAT IT WOULD BEGIN AUCTIONING VARIOUS IN-FLIGHT SERVICES, INCLUDING SEAT SELECTION.    CUSTOMERS WHO BOOK ONLINE WILL BE PRESENTED WITH A NUMBER OF IN-FLIGHT OPTIONAL SERVICES, FOR WHICH THEY CAN PLACE THEIR MAXIMUM BID. OTHER PASSENGERS WILL BID AGAINST THEM. FOR INSTANCE, ON A FLIGHT WHERE A REGULAR COACH CLASS SEAT MIGHT SELL FOR $100, A COVETED WINDOW SEAT MIGHT BRING $200 AT AUCTION. WHEN A PASSENGER WINS A GIVEN AUCTION, THE AMOUNT OF THEIR MAXIMUM BID WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO THEIR TICKET PRICE AND AUTOMATICALLY DEDUCTED FROM THEIR PAYMENT METHOD (CREDIT CARD).   WHILE SOME PASSENGERS MIGHT BE MORE OR LESS OK WITH PAYING MORE FOR SPECIAL SEATS, MORE CUSTOMERS ARE CONCERNED ABOUT DELTA’S INCLUSION OF MANY OTHER SERVICES IN THE AUCTION PROCESS. FOR INSTANCE ALL FOOD AND SNACKS WILL BE SUBJECT TO AUCTION DURING THE FLIGHT. DOES T