Love Bag of Dicks - A Heartfelt Gift

The Sweetest Way to Say “Eat a Bag of Dicks” Forget roses. Forget teddy bears. Forget every cliché Hallmark aisle disaster. If you actually want to make Valentine’s Day unforgettable, you don’t show up with another stuffed bear that’ll end up in a closet. You send them what they really deserve - a bag of dicks. Fruity, chewy, delicious gummy dicks, all wrapped up in a heart-covered Valentine’s bag that screams romance while flipping the bird at tradition. This is the only Valentine’s gift where they’ll laugh, cry, and maybe even pop one in their mouth without hesitation. It’s bold, it’s hilarious, and it tastes way better than your average gag gift. 👉 Don’t be boring. Click “Add to Cart” now and send someone you love (or hate) a literal bag of dicks. Why the Love Bag of Dicks Works Every Time Because it’s impossible to top. Anyone can pick up chocolates or flowers - yawn. But when they rip open this heart-covered pouch and find ten penis-shaped gummies smiling back at them? That’s whe