Happy Fucking Birthday Glitter Bomb Card

Happy Fucking Birthday Glitter Bomb Card Here’s the truth: birthdays aren’t about getting older. They’re about reminding your friends they’re one year closer to death while showering them in chaos. And nothing says “I love you, you miserable bastard” like a Happy Fucking Birthday Glitter Bomb Card. This is not some Hallmark snoozefest. This is a birthday card that literally explodes with glitter - non-toxic, shiny, eternal glitter that sticks to everything like regret after tequila shots. The bold “Happy Fucking Birthday” on the front is savage enough. But when they open it? Boom. Their whole living room now looks like a drag queen exploded in it. 👉 Don’t send boring cards. Send the glitter bomb that makes their birthday unforgettable, messy, and 100% hilarious. Why This Card Works Every Time Because glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Once it’s out, it’s never going away. You could vacuum, shower, move houses - doesn’t matter. That glitter will haunt them. And that’s exactly wh