Don't duck with me fellas - friendship card - mommie dearest lovers

The short story: This 100% inspired by Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest. I mean, obviously. The long story nobody asked for: I have this thing about not wanting to use swear words on products. I use them in real life, but something in me just feels very gross and uncomfortable when it comes to putting the actual cuss word on anything I have my name attached to. I'm not a prude by any means but even though I'm a 47 year old grown up, I just know my mom will come across it on some big ad campaign on facebook (thanks to you savvy business owners and your marketing skills) and she will give me H-E-Double-Hockeysticks when she sees what I did. Original artwork by Deb Turcio.A2 card100% Recycled card stock & envelope packaged in compostable cello