Cubic Zirconia Engagement Ring- The Bailey (Customizable Cathedral-set Asscher Cut Design with Halo, Thin Pavé Band and Floating Peekaboo)

Hi, I’m Bailey. The original Bailey, I mean. Before this ring was given my name. I know people give my name to lots of things. Humans are strange like that, but I’m okay with it. Dad says I can’t have my name liqueur, though. But really, I prefer Coors Light so it’s no big deal. Plus, I was raised to share. I know it’s “mine” but I don’t really have a use for this Asscher Cut engagement ring with the Frisbee of little cubic zirconias around the top. Because I’m single. Plus I don’t have fingers. And while I like shinies like all the little cubic zirconias in this thin collar for your finger, I prefer my shinies also be chewies. And Mom said I’d get in BIG TROUBLE if I ate any of her gold or platinum. So you can have this ring if you want. My parents, or someone else that works here full-time, will tell you how much it costs. I’m just helping out writing this because I woke up from a long nap filled with dreams of being chased by squirrels, and had some time to kill before my next belly