Dad Didn't Pull Out Funny Birthday Card

Ah, the miracle of life… or, in this case, a very preventable oopsie. This funny birthday card delivers the kind of brutal honesty only family can get away with. Whether you’re roasting a friend, sibling, or long-lost “oops” of a cousin, this hilarious card is the perfect way to say, “Happy Birthday! You weren’t exactly planned, but hey, you made it this far!” Ideal for fans of snarky birthday cards, this one brings just the right amount of dark humor to their special day. It works as a dad birthday card (if he has a sense of humor), a mom birthday card (if she still denies everything), or a funny birthday card for adults who appreciate an inappropriate joke. For those who love funny, unique greeting cards, this one is guaranteed to make them laugh—unless, of course, they’re still in denial. But let’s be real… we all know the truth.