Koozie- Smallest Wiener

This isn't just a premium koozie that will keep your road sodas cold, it's a declaration! A beer-hugging tribute to every underdog, overconfident grillmaster, and freedom-lover with a "succulent three-incher" and a cold one in hand. Product features- 100% Polyester exterior for durability.- 100% Foam liner interior for stability.- Designed by degenerates. Printed in the USA. Approved by Freedom. Built for BBQs, tailgates, shotgun weddings, and unapologetic patriots. Grab one, crack one, and show the world it's not the size of the dog in the fight- it's the size of the bun around it.