Thud Lovers Heavy Motherfuckers Bundle

Two, count'em, TWO heavy Motherfuckers for the price  of 1 and a half.    Thick, thuddy, and viciously versatile -- these are gorgeously heavy and fun to beat an ass with -- shipping together in one lovely package.    ✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦  • Length: 24" Long• Width: 1/2" Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2" • Flexibility: Zero. • Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy, One and three quarter to Two and a quarter pounds (each is unique/handmade).• Color: Oiled Oak or Oak with hand burned patterns• Sensation: Thuddier than a Paddle. ✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦  • Length: 20" long• Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2"• Flexibility: Zero. • Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy • Color: Black with a Black handle, or White with a Black Handle • Sensation:   Massive Thud   ✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦ ✧✦  • Length: 28" long• Width: 1/2” Thick, 5 strands - total 1.5" by 2"• Flexibility: Zero. • Weight: Very Thuddy, Very Heavy • Color: Black with a Black handle, or White with a Black Handle • Sensation:   Massive Thud   ✦ ✧✦ ✧