F This Let's Ride Water Bottle

22 oz Purist bottle with Moflo top "Fuck this let's ride" was what Ostroy said originally when asked to describe their mission statement on a business plan. So they did, in fact, go for a ride instead, but when  they got back to work they realized that "Fuck this let's ride" was better than any BS business plan they could actually write.  It's called the PURIST bottle because it features an internal protective barrier that prevents mold, stains, odors and other nasties from taking up residence inside.