Marco Minnemann - Signature Series Glow-In-The-Dark Autographed Flying Saucer

To celebrate The Extinction of the Record Industry, MutantMall.com has produced a new model of Signature Series Glow-In-The-Dark Autographed Flying Saucer, featuring a custom configuration based on the ergonomic preferences of drummer Marco Minnemann. With exclusive artwork by our specialized artists in Switzerland and Hollywoodland, our carefully-crafted design broadcasts the image and likeness of this otherworldly performer.  Why Flying Saucers? Flying Saucers are superior to Compact Discs in several ways: 1.) They do not require primitive lasers and needles -- both dangerous mechanical devices that should not be available to young consumers.  2.) They help improve manual dexterity, balance, and aim by up to 41%.  3.) They encourage young humans to exit the confines of small, square boxes and ambulate themselves across oxygen-rich surfaces -- promoting good health and blood-flow to the brain. 4.) They are manufactured from an ancient photoluminescent material (powered by magic from t