My Meat is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today - Funny Grill Apron

My Meat Is 100% Going In Your Mouth Today Apron Of all grilling apron puns, this one might just take the cake. We’re clearly referring only to the delicious spread of the butcher’s finest lined up beautifully on his grill. He’s got burgers, steak, ribs, and yes, sausage. He can’t wait until it’s all cooked up perfectly firm and juicy with mouth-watering sauces drizzled so beautifully it’s almost as if it’s all in slow motion. So load up your plate with those yummy entrees that’ll have those tastebuds in your mouth singing. Wait, what were you thinking—get your mind out of the gutter!  Funny & Functional  More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, etc. The high-quality thick cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our screen printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed. AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer will cause the apro