I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie - Funny Apron

I Like Pig Butts And I Cannot Lie Apron By: APRON DADDY Dad pun alert! When he wears this one you know he’s just waiting for someone to break out singing adding pig replacements even further into the song. Be careful if you catch his eye, he’ll probably gesture at the apron giving you that raised eyebrow look that says “you know you want to!” But hey, all kidding aside (kinda), the butt is the best part of the pig right? So you’re lying if you’re denying. Let him bask in all his dad glory as he cooks you up a prize winning ham that just might actually have you singing after all.    Funny & Functional  More than just a novelty gift. Multiple useful pockets make it easy to store tongs, meat thermometers, spatulas, cell phones, etc. The high-quality poly-cotton fabric protects clothes from splashing oil and allows our aprons to be used for years to come. Our durable printing process ensures that it will not fade, chip, or peel when washed. AIR DRY ONLY. Using a traditional spin dryer