Light This Candle When You Need To Calm the F*ck Down Candle

Because deep breaths are cheaper than bail money. Life is chaotic, people are exhausting, and sometimes your last nerve has already been used. This candle is your no-nonsense reminder to breathe, center yourself, and stop plotting your coworker’s demise. Scented with a calming blend of lavender, eucalyptus, and “don’t make me lose it,” this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect tool for stressful days, anxiety spirals, and any moment where you need to reclaim your chill—aggressively. Key Features:🧘♀️ Unapologetically Real Message: “Light this candle when you need to calm the f*ck down” says it louder than your therapist ever could.🌱 Clean, Natural Soy Wax: For a relaxing burn that won’t pollute your aura (or your air).🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Poured with peace and profanity in Oaks, PA.🎁 Perfect for Stress Relief: Ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or yourself (especially yourself).🖤 Minimalist Design, Maximum Impact: Looks great on a nightstand, desk, or in your emerg