The Wurst Is Yet To Come Organic Cotton Unisex Tee For Catastrophizers

The Wurst Is Yet to Come—Welcome to the S Show* Let’s stop pretending things are fine. They’re not, and we all know it. But here’s the thing: you’re not alone. This unisex tee is for those of us who wake up every morning expecting the next catastrophe, and frankly, we’re tired. With a dancing sausage front and center, this shirt is a perfect metaphor for the way we catastrophize everything into oblivion. Made from organic cotton, because even in the middle of our breakdowns, we still care about the environment (someone has to, right?). Throw it on while you wait for the next shoe to drop—because spoiler alert, it always does. Details 100% certified organic ring-spun cotton Fabric weight: 4.4 oz/yd² Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort Crewneck Double stitched hems Tape shoulder to shoulder Made in the USA Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon Water-based inks