REALITY CHECK | I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Doormat

I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God Brown Coir Doormat (18" x 30") A great drinking doormat for that drinking friend of yours. FAQs: Q: Where are the mats printed? A: New Jersey Q: Where does it ship from? A: New Jersey Q: Will the print erode? A: If it gets trampled on every day for several years than yet it will erode. If it gets lightly used outside of a home it will be fine. In the event your mat does erode just shoot us a quick note and we'll take care of it. Add some character to your entryway with a Bison Doormat. --SIZE-- This doormat measure 30"x18". It has a 0.5" thickness. --GUARANTEE-- This doormat (like all of our doormats) comes with the Bison Doormats seal of guaranteed quality. We take great pride in our doormats…so much so that we GUARANTEE that you'll be satisfied. If you are not completely happy with your purchase we'll take the mat back for a refund or credit with no questions asked. --SHIPPING-- Our mats are printed in New Jersey and usually ship within 24 hours from the time of purchase. We do offer expedited shipping for an additional cost. --SPECS-- Our mats are made from organic coir and have a non-slip backing. They are stored in our temperature-controlled New Jersey facility until they are ready for print. --CUSTOM MATS-- We can print basically anything. We print in all colors (including white and yellow) and can customize any mat. If you'd like a custom design please order from our "Custom Mat" listing or contact us directly. --CARE-- The mats will last the longest if they are placed under a covered area. You can clean them by shaking them off or vacuuming.