Kitties, Tails & TMI: The Booty Curtain Chronicles Luxury Custom Shower Curtain

Kitties, Tails & TMI: The Booty Curtain Chronicles Ever wanted to be blessed by the rear-view of a judgmental tabby mid-stretch? No? Well, too late—because this Kitties Booty Hole Shower Curtain is here, and it’s baring all nine lives... and cheeks. Crafted from 100% polyester (the fabric of feline exhibitionists), this gloriously inappropriate masterpiece measures 71" × 74" of unapologetic kitty cabooses. Each curtain proudly displays curious cats showing off their tail-raising confidence—because modesty is for dogs. Whether you're a cat lover, a chaos gremlin, or someone who enjoys watching guests laugh and question their life choices—this water-resistant curtain is the purr-fect blend of shock, spicy, and sudsy delight. Warning: May cause uncontrollable snorting, giggle fits, and sudden urges to text your ex with “You up? Got a new shower curtain.” Details: 12 eyelet holes for easy hanging (hooks not included—because you're an adult, allegedly) Machine washable—because hyg