Washington Birthday Card
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Washington Birthday Card

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Snarky Birthday Card for Fans of the Team With No Name Have a friend who's sticking by the Washington Football Team through thick, thin, and rebranding sagas? Gift them a birthday card that's as uncertain about its feelings as they are about their team's future name. Front: "Happy birthday even though you're a fucking Washington fan." (Yup, we took that fumble and ran with it. Someone had to, right?) Features & Details: Dimensions: Politically correct at 5in x 7in (A7 card size)—just the right size to fit alongside their collection of logo transition memorabilia. Material: Printed on Capitol-quality cardstock paper, so it'll at least look stable even if the team isn't. Extras: Comes with a supplementary kraft envelope, because we all know Washington fans need as many options as they can get. Protection: Safely encased in a cello sleeve, offering better containment than the team’s draft strategy. Shipping: Method: Delivered through USPS Ground Advantage. Unlike a Hail to the Reds

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