If you can't kill them with kindness, just try poison

Introducing our newest product, the "If you can't kill them with kindness, just try poison" sassy waffle towel. Made with high-quality materials, this towel is the perfect addition to your home decor. Its unique design will make a bold statement while also providing absorbency for your everyday needs. Add a touch of sass to your kitchen or bathroom with this one-of-a-kind towel.