Wizard Needs Food Badly... Unstained T Shirt

Stop! Wizard Time. I must be clear that I am a HUGE fan of the “Needs Food Badly” T-Shirt Series.  The T-Shirt Series. Yes!  I own the “Wizard Needs Food Badly” style in each color. Let me start over.  My name is Svaun and like you, the Wizard reading this, I am a huge fan of tabletop gaming.  If you need to find me online, it's @DragonCleric78, but I won't reply because you just don't get it and I am tired of explaining it.  The cotton and/or polyester fabric is strong and wicks, it wicks, it wicks. Like you, I over-perspire in situations where I find myself feeling socially awkward, and I need a shirt capable of absorbing enough sweat that I could preserve my battle robes without having to wash them after every meeting of the Elmwood Park LARP Group.  (One of this area's top three LARP squads.)  And this shirt absorbs. As a semi-pro Dungeon Master, I like to keep extra of these on hand for the players in my game to wear.  I can’t be bothered to remember their given n