Pocket Torah?! That's one B-Old Testament of Faith!

I’m basically a single mother. I mean, I just divorced the 12 year old schmuck's father but he's still present as a silent fart: you can smell him, he lingers too long when he picks the kid up, and it’s unpleasant all ways around. I purchased this Pocket Edition Torah for my son so that he wouldn’t be setting it down places and forgetting it, like he did with the normal-sized book.  Bastard takes after his father with the worthless memory, but as I’ve been charged with his physical and now spiritual upbringing, whatever that means, here we are.  Put everything that happened before Jesus in your pocket, smartypants! I’ve purchased 10 different Torahs since he started to study for the Bar Mitzvah!!! Ten!  And he only started a couple months ago!  The boy says he wants to be a man, but I think that means he wants to be able to pay for better porn than what he's able to find with all the parental controls I have set.   Let me just say - his father is 45 and has the emotional and mental int