1000 Disposable Vinyl Gloves on the Wall, 1000 Disposable Vinyl Gloves...

Ambidextrous (which means it fits right or left hand, punk) Rolled cuff for quick on and fast removal (for Dexter wannabes) Not to get too over the top here, gentlemen and ladies, but these disposable vinyl gloves are fine. Just fine. I’m the top chef, a.k.a. head lunch lady, at a middle school cafeteria that shall remain nameless in Sheboygan. I am a busy successful woman, with a prominent jaw, so I don’t have time to be running to the store to buy more vinyl gloves. And I’ll be damned if our worthless toad of a prinicipal is going to do anything to help. FYI - I am accident free for 1,247 days. 37 years of school cafeteria experience with only one major incident involving the slicing machines and an ex-lover have taught me some things: Powder your knuckles three times a day Avoid latex as kids these days lack constitution No matter what,  DO NOT LOOK AWAY from the kids. Stare at them like a mongoose. They can sense weakness and will pick their moment to strike For these reasons,