Ghosts, Texts, and Exes

If you've ever stared at your phone, waiting for a "totally into you" match to text back (only for them to vanish into the ether), then Ghosts, Texts, and Exes is your new best friend-and possibly your only date for the evening. This book does what every jaded swiper secretly wants: it spills the tea on the outrageous world of online dating, all with a healthy dose of self-awareness and a few well-placed curse words. Think of it as a survival guide for anyone who's ever cringed at a "sup?" opener or considered taking up professional ghost-hunting just to track down that vanishing Bumble match. The author manages to capture every nauseating, infuriating, and occasionally hilarious moment that comes with navigating dating apps, from the dreaded group-photo profile (who are you?!) to the overconfident text-gamer devouring Doritos while promising you'll "never walk again." Yet, beneath all the sarcasm and well-timed one-liners, there's a surprisingly uplifting core message: yes, online dat