Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Graphic Tee

Sure, the wilderness is calling… but so is the unsolved disappearance of that one hiker. 🌲🔪 The Adventure Is Out There But So Are Serial Killers Tee is for those who love hiking, camping, and exploring — but also know that “true crime podcast host” isn’t the legacy they’re aiming for. Crafted from soft, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this tee won’t cling when you're running from red flags (or something much scarier). It’s breathable, curve-flattering, and perfect for pretending you're fearless while silently planning your escape route. 🏕️ Wilderness-ready with a side of anxiety🔪 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that “I’ve survived worse” vibe😅 Relaxed, non-clingy unisex fit for maximum comfort and paranoia🎨 Printed by hand, just for you Style it with hiking boots, pepper spray, and a healthy distrust of strangers offering trail mix. Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry… and maybe check the crawlspace while you’re at it. Perfect for outdoorsy women, true crime j