Old Fart/Mature Barking Spider, Age-Positive Birthday Card

This anti-ageist birthday card cleverly flips the script on the tired statement, old fart, by suggesting the recipient is really a mature barking spider. Outside: Happy birthday mature barking spider! Inside: The inside is a BLANK canvas, ready for you to add your heartfelt message, making your card extra special for the recipient. Here’s what you get- Single-fold greeting card, featuring original designs.- Blank inside, ready for your personalized message.- Boutique size (A2), 4.25 x 5.5-inch card, using heavy, linen-textured paper- Matching envelope. Designed and printed in Denver, Colorado using eco-friendly materials.