What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger Funny, Sarcastic, comfortable, crewneck Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt

Introducing the 'What Doesn't Kill Me, Makes My Drinks Stronger' Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt - where resilience meets relaxation and every challenge is just another opportunity for a stronger sip. This funny and sarcastic crewneck sweatshirt is your cozy companion in the art of turning setbacks into stylish sips. Made with 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, it's softer than a whispered apology and more comforting than a well-crafted cocktail at the end of a rough day. The fabric's 3-end garment-dyed, ring-spun, color-blast fleece is like a rainbow of resilience against life's curveballs, and the 100% cotton face is as gentle as the bartender's reassurance after a long week. With a relaxed fit that's as embracing as your favorite armchair and a rolled-forward shoulder that says 'I'm moving forward...to the bar,' this sweatshirt is your stylish armor against adversity. The back neck patch is like your personal badge of triumph, and the medium-heavy fabric is your cozy shield agai