I choose violence, funny sweatshirt, sarcastic, cozy, comfortable, crewneck, comfy, Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt

I Choose Violence Funny Sweatshirt: Because Hugs Are Overrated. This crewneck sweatshirt is your snarky sanctuary, where cozy comfort meets a dash of defiance. Crafted from a mix that's 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester – because 'I choose violence' is just a fancier way of saying 'please pass the popcorn.' The fabric? It's 3-end garment-dyed, ring-spun, color-blast fleece with a 100% cotton face – because who says luxurious comfort can't come with an explosion of style? With a relaxed fit that's roomier than your collection of epic eye rolls, this sweatshirt is perfect for taking on the world with a wink and a side of witty comebacks. The rolled-forward shoulder is like a salute to your audacious attitude, and the back neck patch is your personal reminder that even badasses need a break. Crafted with medium-heavy fabric, this sweatshirt doubles as your cozy companion and your silent partner in causing a stir – the ultimate tag team. Oh, and did we mention it's your stylish sh