Feeling Stabby Today Funny, sarcastic, comfortable, Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt

"Embrace your inner porcupine of wit with the 'Feeling Stabby Today' Unisex Garment-Dyed Sweatshirt – the perfect blend of humor, comfort, and that extra edge. This isn't just a sweatshirt; it's a cozy yet hilariously sharp statement that will keep you warm and stylish even on your stabbiest days. Crafted from a blend of 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester, this sweatshirt is like a warm hug from a friend who understands your need for a little extra spikiness. The 3-end garment-dyed, ring-spun, color-blast fleece with a 100% cotton face? It's like comfort with an extra twist of humor. But let's talk about style. The medium-heavy fabric weight (9.5 oz/yd²) is like armor against the cold, keeping you warm while your sense of humor shines through. The relaxed fit is like an invitation to snuggle up in a cocoon of warmth and laughter. And hey, details matter! The rolled-forward shoulder adds a touch of 'I've got this' confidence, while the back neck patch is like your badge of honor