I want to be a Schwa. It's never stressed.

I want to be a Schwa. It's never stressed.

$14.00
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Introducing the "I want to be a Schwa. It's never stressed" t-shirt! Keep cool and comfy with our lightweight 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton - so you can take on the world worry-free. Except as a schwa, of course - because that never gets stressed!

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